tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-70654096505838946352012-02-16T03:05:10.761-08:00Snarkysnarkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09151674677073511058noreply@blogger.comBlogger61100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7065409650583894635.post-5707015980416075872011-01-21T12:48:00.000-08:002011-01-21T12:51:42.222-08:00Grandma comes downstairs wearing a long cardigan and matching harem pants.<br /><br />Grandpa: That looks like a zoot suit.<br />Grandma: What?<br />Grandpa: A zoot suit?<br />Grandma: A what?<br />Grandpa: A ZOOT SUIT!<br />Grandma: What's a zoot suit?<br />Grandpa: It looks like that (points).<br />Grandma: Like what?<br />Grandpa: A zoot suit! It looks like the outfit you have on!<br />Grandma: What's a zoot suit?<br />Grandpa: A suit that zoots wear. Never mind.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7065409650583894635-570701598041607587?l=snarkysnark.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Snarkysnarkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09151674677073511058noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7065409650583894635.post-15779705379492514102009-08-27T09:28:00.000-07:002009-08-27T09:30:21.469-07:00How did Democrats get put on the defensive in the health care debate?<br /><br />Someone needs to say, publicly, nationally, this:<br /><br />An estimated 18,000 people die every year because they are uninsured or underinsured. That's like six 9/11s every year, year after year. And you think those who want to reform health care are KILLERS? Are you kidding? No, seriously, are you kidding?<br /><br />Sigh.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7065409650583894635-1577970537949251410?l=snarkysnark.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Snarkysnarkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09151674677073511058noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7065409650583894635.post-5563602450856639832009-02-23T22:43:00.000-08:002009-02-23T22:47:15.800-08:001. Africa, Toto<br />2. Heat Of The Moment, Asia<br />3. Take Me Home Tonight, Eddie Money<br /><br />And no, Genius, I do not want to complete the album. Embarrassing. As if the singles were not bad enough.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7065409650583894635-556360245085663983?l=snarkysnark.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Snarkysnarkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09151674677073511058noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7065409650583894635.post-45644602229987565542009-02-11T23:42:00.000-08:002009-02-11T23:47:42.253-08:00Yes, grass-fed beef is better for you. It's better for the beef. It's better for the environment.<br /><br />More importantly, it's very, very delicious.<br /><br />It's beefier beef.<br /><br />Beefier beef? Isn't that the title of a porno?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7065409650583894635-4564460222998756554?l=snarkysnark.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Snarkysnarkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09151674677073511058noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7065409650583894635.post-9740308489426624622008-11-04T22:53:00.000-08:002008-11-04T23:03:23.534-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5Azl-r4ZZ1M/SRFEEdQrohI/AAAAAAAAACE/X5EP5j7hhB8/s1600-h/IM000094.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 216px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5Azl-r4ZZ1M/SRFEEdQrohI/AAAAAAAAACE/X5EP5j7hhB8/s320/IM000094.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5265064282737582610" border="0" /></a><br />It's a big day for my hometown. It's a big day for the Democrats, and for everyone else. I just wish my dad was here to see it.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5Azl-r4ZZ1M/SRFD3-WkGUI/AAAAAAAAAB8/eytq9aUqSXY/s1600-h/013.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5Azl-r4ZZ1M/SRFD3-WkGUI/AAAAAAAAAB8/eytq9aUqSXY/s320/013.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5265064068282325314" border="0" /></a>We lost our dad on October 17. It was sudden, and terrible. I'm not sure I have much to say about it yet. I'm very sad, but I had the best dad for 27 years. The best. I have a great family, sweet pets, a Democratic African-American president-elect, and hope.<br /><br />Maybe we should all be so lucky.<br /><br />But I'm still going to strangle the next person who tells me he's in a better place. Or sends those goddamn white lilies.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7065409650583894635-974030848942662462?l=snarkysnark.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Snarkysnarkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09151674677073511058noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7065409650583894635.post-80885885093942461082008-02-20T22:11:00.000-08:002008-02-20T22:28:05.253-08:00<span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5Azl-r4ZZ1M/R70WaBl1WuI/AAAAAAAAAAM/fGkuGqkIFos/s1600-h/028.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5Azl-r4ZZ1M/R70WaBl1WuI/AAAAAAAAAAM/fGkuGqkIFos/s320/028.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5169312583650728674" border="0" /></a></span>I know, Dane. I feel the same way.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7065409650583894635-8088588509394246108?l=snarkysnark.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Snarkysnarkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09151674677073511058noreply@blogger.com0